This is a followup post from the previous one where I procrastinated doing any real work by sharing my thoughts on my long-time desire to write... draw... make... develop... whatever, I wanted to do comics.
Another thing I didn't really think about while writing last night was the fact that I can't draw humans to save my life. Not realistically, anyway. So I'd either have to do the characters as furries, which a lot of people aren't going to like, or I could knuckle down and force myself to learn to draw humans once and for all.
But then there's another issue: Social Justice Whiners, Black Lies Matter, and other race obsessed nancies and betas. If I do a comic with humans, I'd get those morons crowing and squawking about every single non-white character's every misfortune and stereotype, bawling about racism and white supremacy and whatever. "Why isn't the main character a half-black, half-hispanic, disabled, gender non-conforming, lesbian midget woman!? Racism! Sexism! Homophobia! Transphobia! Islamophobia! Dromophobia! Muh Representation!"
Frankly I'm not too worried about calls of sexism. I love making female characters. Always have. Sarkeesian would definitely complain because I'd be taking the "sexy female hero" approach, but still not too worried. The whole "women in gaming" ordeal had slammed face first into the wall that is the industry, pitched a shrieking fit, and then died away to ineffectual nothingness.
I'm not exactly afraid of being called those things. I've heard it all before a thousand times over. The question is not whether I can handle those kinds of non-criticisms. I absolutely can. The question is whether or not I want to put up with the harassment again. The answer is not really. I'm certainly not going to be pandering to them, so the only other option is to avoid that bubbling bog of noxious fluid all together.
I said a ways back that I was either going to completely avoid creating humans for a while, or that they'd be all white and straight until the rainbow-haired pacman frogs of the world calm down and stop screeching.
I could totally do that, too. I could have the first comic ever to feature an all-white group of friends/allies/whatever-they-end-up-being. It's not like groups of white people don't exist. My high school inner circle, for example. We were all white simply because there were few black, Asian, Latina, or Hispanic students. And the ones that were there had their own cliques they hung out with, too. All the Asians hung out at the anime club with their white weeb friends at lunch, the black students had their own inner circle as well, headed by the most popular black kid in school, AKA: the class president, and probably hung out with him doing whatever the hell the overachiever club did. He was always getting called to the office, so I'm sure he had important class president things he was always doing.
The Hispanics all just vanished each lunch period. You could find one or two every now and again in the computer lab, but other than that, I'm sure they spent as little free time on the campus as possible, especially considering there was a discount coffee and pastry shop literally 10 minutes away, and was massively popular among students of the middle school and the high school. Still went out of business rather recently, though...
So my group of friends and I would hang out in the library like a bunch of white nerds.
It may come as a surprise to idiots and racists, and corporates: not every group of friends is racially diverse. Hell, we were a group of all white males until senior year when a girl took partial interest in the series. (Sonic's Funnies, covered in the last post) She would sometimes hang out with us, and she was also white. My brother had a hispanic friend, but he was an unlikable piece of shit and the only time he wasn't an absolute douche was when he was with other hispanic kids. He never hung out with our group and had no interest in... seemingly anything, let alone the comic series.
And I don't know why this has to come from me, but who the hell honestly believes people need someone of their own skin color to identify with? My favorite Mortal Kombat character the first three games for example: Liu Kang. Dude's as Asian as it gets without being called Chin Pao or something, and fighting with a pair of chopsticks. (Damn badass Xiaolin Monks....)
The only reason he stopped being my favorite is because he sucked in 4, and in Deadly Alliance he was dead, so Raiden became my new favorite character because my only other most favorite character, Scorpion, was hard to get the hang of.
My brother's favorite was always Jax because he has robot arms. My brother's as white as I am.
My favorite Double Dragon 5 character is Trigger Happy not because he's my own skin color, it's because he has a big-ass gun on his arm, and his name is freakin Trigger Happy. It doesn't get much more metal than that.
He could have been any color. It wouldn't have mattered. Hell, his alternate color scheme gives him purple skin and a golden gun, and I actually prefer that version to the original, because big gun + pimpin = bonus.
My favorite Planeteer is Wheeler because he's a white kid, right? Wrong. It's because he was the only one in the show that didn't have a lame power, and on top of that, his power happened to be fire, which, of the traditional 5 elements, is my favorite. No one wanted to be Ma-Ti. Why? Because his power was totally useless. Kid got the shaft on that one.... Let's see, you can have the destructive power of fire, or you can have the gay power of 'heart'. Fire, earth, wind, water, heart. 4 of them are at least useful in some way, and I promise you this, if Wheeler had been the one with heart, I would have been mocking him, instead.
Fire, water, wind, earth, ice (sometimes metal is an element in place of ice). Of the traditional elements, fire and ice are the most powerful, because fire and ice are pure destructive. You can sit in calm water, nothing will ever happen. You can't sit in calm fire. It doesn't take a genius to know why fire is the best of the elements. I mean, of the nations, the Fire Nation is the most powerful and feared for a reason.
And my favorite Power Rangers are the Red and Green Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, because racism, right? The color scheme might have been questionable with the black dude being the Black Ranger, the blonde girl being the Pink Ranger, and the Asian chick being the Yellow Ranger, but that didn't really occur to me because I tend not to think about race that much.
Red has always been my favorite color, so that one's a no-brainer. Second, tyrannosaurus? Of all the zords, Jason Lee Scott had the Tyrannozord, are you kidding? He could have been the Pink Ranger, back when I thought pink was lame, and so long as he still piloted the Tyrannozord, he would have been my favorite. As for the Green Ranger, Tommy Oliver was my first Tv Star man-crush. ...also Dragonzord. Nuff said.
I guess that tangent went on longer than I intended it to, but I think it's pretty evident to all but the most strident racists that skin color and gender mean little when it comes to who we end up liking or identifying with.
Ultimately, it doesn't matter what I do... all white, all black, or even if I pandered and represented every race and half race, completely excluding whites, they're still going to find a way to complain and virtue signal.
You might be saying "just fuck em and do what you like", to which I agree. That usually is my policy... but the problem there is that... I can't remember who said it and on what live stream, but I'm going to paraphrase what the guy said: "Any character I write is automatically going to be white. This has nothing to do with racism, but unless I'm specifically writing a native in Zimbabwe or something like that where it has to be a specific race, the character is always white by default."
For me, I don't usually think about the race of a person unless it's a specific place. Example: I have a futuristic comic idea where the characters fly out to Japan in search of a powerful gang leader. Of course, being in Japan, the new characters they meet there are all Japanese Asians, because majority-race country.
So because I don't think about the race unless I'm required to, the typical character defaults to white. Probably because its vastly more common for me to run into other white people in my day to day life than it ever has been to run into a black person, Asian person, or Latino/Latina. That's not to say that I never do, it's just more common because despite having lived in 7 different cities in my life, I've usually ended up living in a majority white neighborhood, in a majority white city, in a majority white state, in a majority white country. Except that one time where I lived in a city with more Hispanic folks per capita than the surrounding areas.There was a little Mexican convenience store right at the end of our street. Would shop there every so often. But even still, the block was majority white.
So backing up a little, the trouble with just doing whatever I want means that most characters will end up being white anyway, because it requires me to notice that there aren't other character types being created, because it requires me to focus on race rather than character. And I'm sorry, I'm just not racist enough to notice when the universal "at least one black person and one Asian person" quota isn't being met every 15 minutes.
And it's not even like I don't like other races. If I thought it was an appropriate move, I'd dump the contents of my lewd folders to prove it. You may be surprised to find it's not all furry stuff, and that I don't discriminate on race, either. But that's not something I'm going to do on this blog, so I won't be doing that.
Anyway, off race stuff and back to the start... I am still tempted to use furries instead of humans, because furries can be extremely more varied than humans can.
Great example: "You know that human that flies planes?" Yeah, how many is that? Compare that to "You know that fox that flies planes?" Off the top of my head, I can only think of two characters that fit this description: Tails and Fox McCloud.
Another fantastic example: "You know that one guy with electric powers?" Garth Ranzz, Killowat, Sheev Palpatine, Cole MacGrath, Electro, Lightning, Black Lightning, Zatch Bell, the third Raikage, Enel, Laxus Dreyar, Raiden (MK), Raiden (MGS4, though only briefly), Zeus, Thor... the list goes on and on.
"You know that mouse with electric powers?" Pikachu, Pichu, and Raichu. (It's entirely possible Plusle and Minun are mice, but they could also be rabbits or something else entirely, I'm not sure.)
There are only so many varieties of human. But I might not go with anthropomorphic animals after all, just because it would be even more alienating to potential readers *cough* normies *cough* and narrow my demographic even further. Even though a furry western would be a lot of fun to write... Fox McCoy, outlaw. Think I'd run the risk of accidentally plagiarizing Red Dead with it, some how. The western as a genre has been done to death.... I think it might actually be literally impossible, in this day and age, to write a unique western. Although, now that I think about it, there are criminally few stories written about Calamity Jane, Madam Vestal, or Laura Bullion, some of the Wild West's most famous and infamous women.
But I'm not going to be the one to do it, just to spite Anita Sarkeesian and all the feminists who whined at me about "muh representation".
I think this is as far as I can go with this subject without rambling more or crossing old ground again. Wasn't even expecting to get this much out of it. I thought it would be at most 4 paragraphs or so... and wasn't exactly necessary, but it does serve the purpose of giving creators who read my blog things to think about when designing characters, so I deem it worth the time and effort.